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Interviewer: So what's it like living with Tony?
Bruce: When I moved in, he insisted on funding all of my research. Except, you know, ever since The Incident, all my work's been theoretical. It's not actually that expensive. I've started just spending all the extra on fruit pies, just to see if he was keeping track. He isn't. There are a lot of unused rooms in this building, and at least three of them are stacked floor to ceiling with fruit pies. He hasn't said a word.
Natasha: It turned out Pepper and I both speak French. Tony doesn't. Now, whenever he walks in, we just start whispering in French and giggling. Half the time we're just exchanging recipes. He pretends not to be eavesdropping, but the other day I caught him asking JARVIS what 'des oeufs' meant.
Clint: I bought this big bag of little plastic flies, right? And whenever he's not paying attention, I throw them into his drink. Half the time he doesn't even notice and just drinks the damn things, but the other half? He starts checking all the house filtration systems, the exterminators, the works. He can't figure out where all these flies are coming from. He's fumigated three times in the last month.
Thor: I attempted to provide assistance with a project, but Stark assured me that it was 'very technical', and that I would not understand the intricacies. I can see why he would think so, as I am a mere Prince of Asgard, taught such basic engineering when I was a child and his ancestors could not yet walk. It has been five weeks, and he still has not corrected the misaligned condenser coil causing the problem.
Steve: I don't know what Howard taught that kid, but he seems to be under the impression that homosexuality was invented in 2000. He keeps leaving magazines and pictures lying around like the sight of two men holding hands is going to give me a heart attack. I don't have the heart to tell him about the Greeks.
Interviewer: So how are things in Avengers Tower?
Tony: How are things? I have no idea. I really don't. There's some kind of insect infestation in the vents and I think a spy is trying to seduce my girlfriend into moving to France. I tried to prank Captain America with gay porn, but him and Thor just started trying to reverse-engineer workout routines. The other day I went into one of the spare rooms, and I found some kind of one-armed sex hobo sitting on a throne of empty fruit pie boxes. I just walked out and closed the door. I don't even wanna know.
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That moment you realize that people who start watching Sherlock now can finish The Reichenbach Fall and click “Next Episode.”


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Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. 

fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry

If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.

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Impressive wings Cas, even if they're stolen. 

Season 10 Wishlist
- Cas catches up to Dean who was on the run and they view each others’ trueform for the first time.

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July 22, 2014 at 10:19 PM | Post Permalink | 20,363 notes



i’m feeling sick

no no no no



i’m feeling sick

no no no no

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July 22, 2014 at 9:39 PM | Post Permalink | 180,103 notes


The Harry Potter movies added many scenes that I disagree with.


This is not one of them.

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July 22, 2014 at 8:58 PM | Post Permalink | 51,456 notes



Best out of context quote from the show

I have no idea how many times ive reblogged this



Best out of context quote from the show

I have no idea how many times ive reblogged this

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can you read it?????????????????

You should work on voice acting in EA for Sims 4

i leave this on in the background like music love it

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July 22, 2014 at 7:37 PM | Post Permalink | 103,953 notes

"This fairytale obsession, what is causing it? I mean, he thinks everyone is a character in his book, that’s crazy;

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do you ever cry because a black haired little boy wandered into your life when you were a kid and made you believe in magic and now many years later he’s still there with you and you just know you will stay at his side always no matter what because he’s just so important

I sat here thinking “That’s a highly specific personal experience for 43k people to relate to” for way too long before figuring out what this post was about

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this was the best filler episode of all time.

the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers

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July 22, 2014 at 5:35 PM | Post Permalink | 252,203 notes


professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same”

and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh no….oh no”

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Can I just say, traveling with you... I love it.
Can I just say, traveling with you... I love it.

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July 22, 2014 at 4:13 PM | Post Permalink | 1,876 notes


AU where Sam and Dean switch bodies, y/n? :D


AU where Sam and Dean switch bodies, y/n? :D

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Hi! I'm Blake! 18 years old, female, straight, American, and slightly insane. My main fandoms are Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Disney, Hannibal, Once Upon A Time, Divergent, Downton Abbey, and Torchwood. In addition to these, you'll also see random funny things. The OTP of all my OTP's is The Doctor/Rose Tyler. I'm just your typical fangirl.
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